Every village has at least one bachelor who runs away from marriage. But Bugho is the complete opposite. Instead of escaping, he is chasing marriage like it’s the last bus of the night. Morning and evening, he keeps begging his parents: “Please get me married, or I’ll end my life!”
Bugho’s Pleas vs. His Family’s Excuses
Whenever Bugho tells his mother, “Amma, arrange my marriage, my heart is sinking!” she replies: “Son, look at our financial condition. Where will the money come from?”
His father adds: “First get a proper job, then we’ll talk about marriage.”
Poor Bugho dreams of married life every day, but in return he only gets scolding and endless excuses.
The Failed Suicide Attempts
One day, in his desperation, Bugho announced: “That’s it! I can’t take it anymore. Life without marriage isn’t life. I’ll kill myself!”
He tried jumping off the roof. But the roof was barely two feet high. He landed on the ground, crying: “Ouch! Even death doesn’t want me. This wretched life refuses to leave my body!”
Next, he tried hanging himself with a rope. But the rope was so weak it snapped, and Bugho fell straight onto the floor. Neighbors burst out laughing: “This guy wasn’t born for marriage—he was born for a comedy show!”
Bugho’s Married-Life Daydreams
Bugho constantly imagines the joys of married life. “My wife will serve me breakfast in the morning, tea in the evening, and at night she’ll lovingly ask, ‘Darling, are you okay?’”
But his friends mock him: “Breakfast? Forget that! Your wife will argue over the remote, complain about bills, and make you run errands all night long.”
Bugho shrugs: “I don’t care. Anything is better than being alone. Even Wi-Fi goes down sometimes—who will talk to my heart then?”
Society’s Response
People in the neighborhood often ask him: “Bugho, why are you killing yourself for marriage?”
He replies dramatically: “Curse this loneliness! Not marrying feels like burning yourself alive. So either marry me off, or let me die trying.”
Conclusion: Bugho’s Comedic Tragedy
In the end, Bugho’s passion and desperation for marriage continue. He keeps coming up with new ideas, but no matter how many times he tries, that “wretched soul” refuses to leave his body. He wants to die for marriage, yet fate forces him to live single.
Bugho’s philosophy is simple:
“Either get me married, or sign me up for a comedy show. Because if I stay single, I’ll just keep performing dramas with myself.”
And maybe he isn’t entirely wrong. Some men run away from marriage, but for Bugho, marriage is life’s only mission—even if it means practicing failed suicide stunts every day!
